WANTED:
Are you unafraid? Can you knock me sideways and bring me to my knees? Willing to run off at a moment's notice? Are you a secret/not so secret arsonist? Will you share the bottle if things get dicey? Can you reach the top shelf? Handy with a shovel? Quick with a knife? Good with a gun? Available at a moment's notice? Like it as much as I do? Have attitude, will travel?
PS:
Also, must be agreeable to the following: dogs, Nabokov, whisky, garlic, hard kisses, soft souls, shaving while I watch, and be willing to take out the trash in exchange for the occasional well-roasted chicken or any other request.
